Check out the video of Alaska governor Sarah Palin at a turkey farm. She pardons one bird, but the rest are getting ready to meet God.
I especially like the way the guy in the back is killing the birds no questions asked and Palin just goes on as sunny as can be. It's a great day to be a moose-huntin, gun totin', turkey pardonin' hockey mom! Not so great if you're a turkey. You betcha!